I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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