her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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