If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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