how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
