so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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