Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
BRING THE BAGELS
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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