But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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