this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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