We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I supernannyed him into submission
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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