ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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