she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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