Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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