we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just found puke in my bra..
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
