susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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