people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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