You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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