sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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