He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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