i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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