i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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