hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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