She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
God I need to hump something, right now.
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