Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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