How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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