We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
