Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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