I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
