Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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