we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
