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  I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.

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• (916): View more from California

  Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.

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  I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...

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• (631): View more from New York

  I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.

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