so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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