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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize