you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
