I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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