she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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