I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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