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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?

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(404): View more from Georgia

I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.

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(515): View more from Iowa

We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.

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(915): View more from Texas

God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.

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(518): View more from New York

I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual

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(970): View more from Colorado

My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am

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(317): View more from Indiana

You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...

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(323): View more from California

I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?

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