with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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