Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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