I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Randomize
