I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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