fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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