making cat noises will not fix the situation.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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