talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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