Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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