ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You can't just leave with hair like that
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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