she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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