Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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