i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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