Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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