I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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