How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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