so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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