idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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