You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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