Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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