He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I could fuck to npr.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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