Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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